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== Words that rhyme with Trump ==

* bump
* chump
* clump
* dump
* frump
* grump
* hump
* jump
* lump
* plump
* pump
* rump
* slump
* stump
* sump
* thump

== Other words that don't rhyme ==

* Twitler
* Pinocchio Pinhead
* President Pinocchio
* Butternut Bigot
* Lying King
* Amnesty Don
* Man-baby
* Donald Trumpov
* Trumplethinskin
* Cheetolini
* Der Pumpkin Furher
* Das Gropen Feuhrer
* The Cheezit
* Putin's Pumpkin
* Orange-utan
* Dirty Donny
* Trumperdink
* Tronald Dump
* Donny Tiny Hands
* Donnie Little Hands
* Father of Chucky
* Degenerate Donald
* The Most Fabulous Whiner


* Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin

* Tiny Hands Trump
* Babyfingers Trump
* Pixie Fingers Trump
* Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch

* Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson

* Chicken Donald
* Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley

* Fanta-flushed mogul
* Angry Creamsicle
* Human-toupee hybrid
* Orange manatee
* Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert

* Short-fingered vulgarian
* Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter

* Fuckface Von Clownstick
* Decomposing jack-o-lantern
* A guy who looks like he's actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart

* The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
* Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club
* The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals
* The Fomentor
* A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah

* Sentient caps-lock button
* Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee

* Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character
* Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks

* America's back mole
* Rome burning in man form
* Donald Drumpf (Trump's original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver

* Snake-oil salesman on 'Little House on the Prairie'
* Like Lord Voldemort
* Orange Anus
* Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O'Donnell

* John Barron
* John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist

* President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil)

* Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch
* DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald)

* Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
* Hair Furor (a pun on F'hrer)

* The Swamp Stocker
* The Swampland Salesman
* Short Attention Span Donald
* Troglodyte Trump
* Donald Drumfkopf
* The Gay Grifter
* Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One)
* Hair Force One
* Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin
* The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East")
* The Tweet Twit
* The Twitter Flitterbug
* The Conspiracy Errorist
* Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein
* Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather
* Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious
* Dudley Do-Wrong
* Boss Hogg Trump
* KKK-Mart Caesar
* Trumpty Dumpty
* Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum)
* Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle
* The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle
* The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch
* Little Donnie Diaperpants
* Donald Sissypants
* The Kingpin
* The fraud-U-lent President
* Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo
* Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
* Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
* Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
* New York Pork Dork
* Dire Abby
* Darth Hater
* Forrest Trump
* Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the ''Omen'' movies
* The Great Whore of Babble-On
* Pig Donald
* Orange Julius
* The Combover Kid
* Short-Fingered Totalitarian
* The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton
* Job Security (to all late-night comedians)
* Trumpenstein
* The Great Trumpkin
* Pumpkin Hitler
* Trump Troll
* Uncle Fester
* Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall
* The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor
* Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker
* Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore
* Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore
* Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp
* Jack-Ass-O-Lantern
* Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor
* The Dangler - Dan Rather
* Damien Trump
* The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch
* Count Hackula
* Count Dreckula
* The Posh Wear Wolf
* The Dainty-Fingered Dandy
* The Grim Groper
* The Grimy Reaper
* Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
* The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith
* Bizarro Bozo
* Cracked Pot
* The Orange Blob
* King Dong
* King Leer
* The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch
* Lurch
* Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca
* Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro
* Sith Lord Trump
* Super Predator - Van Jones
* Orange Click-Gibbon
* Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin
* Libel Bully - American Bar Association
* The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor
* Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch
* Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch
* The Bid Rigger
* Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert
* Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump
* The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
* The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
* Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C'sar Chelala
* Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
* Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton
* Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier
* Master of Disaster - CNN
* Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga
* Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith
* Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls
* Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch
* The Nasty Woman-izer
* Hamster Hairpiece
* The Fearful Earful
* The Mad Hombre
* The Prophet of Mosul
* Crackpot - Bernie Shine
* Deplorable Donald
* Hillary's Punching Bag
* Humpty Trumpty
* Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins
* Captain Chaos
* Fearmonger In Chief  - Rolling Stone



== 20 Best ==
# Cinnamon Hitler
# Mango Mussolini
# The Talking Yam
# Vanilla ISIS
# The Feral Shouting Meatball
# Tangerine Jesus
# The Tanning Bed Warning Label
# Dire Abby
# The White Kanye - Bill Maher
# Barbecued Brutus
# Prima Donald
# The Xenophobic Sweet Potato
# Genghis Can't
# The Angry Cheeto
# K-Mart Caesar
# Hair Furher
# Darth Hater
# The Human Corncob
# Bratman
# Agent Orange

== Sources ==
* http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/cheeto-jesus-f-kface-von-clownstick-best-trump-nicknames-article-1.2747825
* http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20Nicknames.htm