Difference between revisions of "Trump"
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| − | + | {{#ev:youtube|p9gLdq0TFxE|480|right|A lot of bad things rhyme with Trump}} | |
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* Chicken Donald | * Chicken Donald | ||
| − | * Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin | + | * Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin |
* Fanta-flushed mogul | * Fanta-flushed mogul | ||
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* Fuckface Von Clownstick | * Fuckface Von Clownstick | ||
* Decomposing jack-o-lantern | * Decomposing jack-o-lantern | ||
| − | * A guy who looks like | + | * A guy who looks like actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart |
* The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy | * The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy | ||
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* Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks | * Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks | ||
| − | * | + | * back mole |
* Rome burning in man form | * Rome burning in man form | ||
| − | * Donald Drumpf ( | + | * Donald Drumpf (original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver |
| − | * Snake-oil salesman on | + | * Snake-oil salesman on House on the |
* Like Lord Voldemort | * Like Lord Voldemort | ||
* Orange Anus | * Orange Anus | ||
| − | * Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie | + | * Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie |
* John Barron | * John Barron | ||
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* Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler) | * Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler) | ||
| − | * Hair Furor (a pun on | + | * Hair Furor (a pun on ) |
* The Swamp Stocker | * The Swamp Stocker | ||
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* The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway | * The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway | ||
* The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res | * The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res | ||
| − | * Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. | + | * Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. Chelala |
* Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News | * Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News | ||
* Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton | * Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton | ||
