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+ | == Other words that don't rhyme == | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Twitler | ||
+ | * Pinocchio Pinhead | ||
+ | * President Pinocchio | ||
+ | * Butternut Bigot | ||
+ | * Lying King | ||
+ | * Amnesty Don | ||
+ | * Man-baby | ||
+ | * Donald Trumpov | ||
+ | * Trumplethinskin | ||
+ | * Cheetolini | ||
+ | * Der Pumpkin Furher | ||
+ | * Das Gropen Feuhrer | ||
+ | * The Cheezit | ||
+ | * Putin's Pumpkin | ||
+ | * Orange-utan | ||
+ | * Dirty Donny | ||
+ | * Trumperdink | ||
+ | * Tronald Dump | ||
+ | * Donny Tiny Hands | ||
+ | * Donnie Little Hands | ||
+ | * Father of Chucky | ||
+ | * Degenerate Donald | ||
+ | * The Most Fabulous Whiner | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | * Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Tiny Hands Trump | ||
+ | * Babyfingers Trump | ||
+ | * Pixie Fingers Trump | ||
+ | * Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Chicken Donald | ||
+ | * Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O�Malley | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Fanta-flushed mogul | ||
+ | * Angry Creamsicle | ||
+ | * Human-toupee hybrid | ||
+ | * Orange manatee | ||
+ | * Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Short-fingered vulgarian | ||
+ | * Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Fuckface Von Clownstick | ||
+ | * Decomposing jack-o-lantern | ||
+ | * A guy who looks like he�s actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart | ||
+ | |||
+ | * The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy | ||
+ | * Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club | ||
+ | * The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals | ||
+ | * The Fomentor | ||
+ | * A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Sentient caps-lock button | ||
+ | * Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character | ||
+ | * Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks | ||
+ | |||
+ | * America�s back mole | ||
+ | * Rome burning in man form | ||
+ | * Donald Drumpf (Trump�s original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Snake-oil salesman on �Little House on the Prairie� | ||
+ | * Like Lord Voldemort | ||
+ | * Orange Anus | ||
+ | * Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O�Donnell | ||
+ | |||
+ | * John Barron | ||
+ | * John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist | ||
+ | |||
+ | * President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil) | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch | ||
+ | * DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald) | ||
+ | |||
+ | * Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler) | ||
+ | * Hair Furor (a pun on F�hrer) | ||
+ | |||
+ | * The Swamp Stocker | ||
+ | * The Swampland Salesman | ||
+ | * Short Attention Span Donald | ||
+ | * Troglodyte Trump | ||
+ | * Donald Drumfkopf | ||
+ | * The Gay Grifter | ||
+ | * Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One) | ||
+ | * Hair Force One | ||
+ | * Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin | ||
+ | * The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East") | ||
+ | * The Tweet Twit | ||
+ | * The Twitter Flitterbug | ||
+ | * The Conspiracy Errorist | ||
+ | * Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein | ||
+ | * Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather | ||
+ | * Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious | ||
+ | * Dudley Do-Wrong | ||
+ | * Boss Hogg Trump | ||
+ | * KKK-Mart Caesar | ||
+ | * Trumpty Dumpty | ||
+ | * Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum) | ||
+ | * Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle | ||
+ | * The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle | ||
+ | * The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch | ||
+ | * Little Donnie Diaperpants | ||
+ | * Donald Sissypants | ||
+ | * The Kingpin | ||
+ | * The fraud-U-lent President | ||
+ | * Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo | ||
+ | * Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible) | ||
+ | * Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename | ||
+ | * Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator | ||
+ | * New York Pork Dork | ||
+ | * Dire Abby | ||
+ | * Darth Hater | ||
+ | * Forrest Trump | ||
+ | * Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the ''Omen'' movies | ||
+ | * The Great Whore of Babble-On | ||
+ | * Pig Donald | ||
+ | * Orange Julius | ||
+ | * The Combover Kid | ||
+ | * Short-Fingered Totalitarian | ||
+ | * The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton | ||
+ | * Job Security (to all late-night comedians) | ||
+ | * Trumpenstein | ||
+ | * The Great Trumpkin | ||
+ | * Pumpkin Hitler | ||
+ | * Trump Troll | ||
+ | * Uncle Fester | ||
+ | * Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall | ||
+ | * The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor | ||
+ | * Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker | ||
+ | * Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore | ||
+ | * Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore | ||
+ | * Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp | ||
+ | * Jack-Ass-O-Lantern | ||
+ | * Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor | ||
+ | * The Dangler - Dan Rather | ||
+ | * Damien Trump | ||
+ | * The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch | ||
+ | * Count Hackula | ||
+ | * Count Dreckula | ||
+ | * The Posh Wear Wolf | ||
+ | * The Dainty-Fingered Dandy | ||
+ | * The Grim Groper | ||
+ | * The Grimy Reaper | ||
+ | * Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon | ||
+ | * The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith | ||
+ | * Bizarro Bozo | ||
+ | * Cracked Pot | ||
+ | * The Orange Blob | ||
+ | * King Dong | ||
+ | * King Leer | ||
+ | * The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch | ||
+ | * Lurch | ||
+ | * Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca | ||
+ | * Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro | ||
+ | * Sith Lord Trump | ||
+ | * Super Predator - Van Jones | ||
+ | * Orange Click-Gibbon | ||
+ | * Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin | ||
+ | * Libel Bully - American Bar Association | ||
+ | * The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor | ||
+ | * Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch | ||
+ | * Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch | ||
+ | * The Bid Rigger | ||
+ | * Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert | ||
+ | * Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump | ||
+ | * The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway | ||
+ | * The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res | ||
+ | * Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C�sar Chelala | ||
+ | * Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News | ||
+ | * Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton | ||
+ | * Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier | ||
+ | * Master of Disaster - CNN | ||
+ | * Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga | ||
+ | * Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith | ||
+ | * Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls | ||
+ | * Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch | ||
+ | * The Nasty Woman-izer | ||
+ | * Hamster Hairpiece | ||
+ | * The Fearful Earful | ||
+ | * The Mad Hombre | ||
+ | * The Prophet of Mosul | ||
+ | * Crackpot - Bernie Shine | ||
+ | * Deplorable Donald | ||
+ | * Hillary's Punching Bag | ||
+ | * Humpty Trumpty | ||
+ | * Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins | ||
+ | * Captain Chaos | ||
+ | * Fearmonger In Chief - Rolling Stone | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == 20 Best == | ||
+ | # Cinnamon Hitler | ||
+ | # Mango Mussolini | ||
+ | # The Talking Yam | ||
+ | # Vanilla ISIS | ||
+ | # The Feral Shouting Meatball | ||
+ | # Tangerine Jesus | ||
+ | # The Tanning Bed Warning Label | ||
+ | # Dire Abby | ||
+ | # The White Kanye - Bill Maher | ||
+ | # Barbecued Brutus | ||
+ | # Prima Donald | ||
+ | # The Xenophobic Sweet Potato | ||
+ | # Genghis Can't | ||
+ | # The Angry Cheeto | ||
+ | # K-Mart Caesar | ||
+ | # Hair Furher | ||
+ | # Darth Hater | ||
+ | # The Human Corncob | ||
+ | # Bratman | ||
+ | # Agent Orange | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Sources == | ||
+ | * http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/cheeto-jesus-f-kface-von-clownstick-best-trump-nicknames-article-1.2747825 | ||
+ | * http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20Nicknames.htm |
Latest revision as of 20:20, 27 March 2018
Words that rhyme with Trump[edit | edit source]
- bump
- chump
- clump
- dump
- frump
- grump
- hump
- jump
- lump
- plump
- pump
- rump
- slump
- stump
- sump
- thump
Other words that don't rhyme[edit | edit source]
- Twitler
- Pinocchio Pinhead
- President Pinocchio
- Butternut Bigot
- Lying King
- Amnesty Don
- Man-baby
- Donald Trumpov
- Trumplethinskin
- Cheetolini
- Der Pumpkin Furher
- Das Gropen Feuhrer
- The Cheezit
- Putin's Pumpkin
- Orange-utan
- Dirty Donny
- Trumperdink
- Tronald Dump
- Donny Tiny Hands
- Donnie Little Hands
- Father of Chucky
- Degenerate Donald
- The Most Fabulous Whiner
- Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin
- Tiny Hands Trump
- Babyfingers Trump
- Pixie Fingers Trump
- Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch
- Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson
- Chicken Donald
- Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O�Malley
- Fanta-flushed mogul
- Angry Creamsicle
- Human-toupee hybrid
- Orange manatee
- Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert
- Short-fingered vulgarian
- Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter
- Fuckface Von Clownstick
- Decomposing jack-o-lantern
- A guy who looks like he�s actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart
- The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
- Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club
- The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals
- The Fomentor
- A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah
- Sentient caps-lock button
- Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee
- Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character
- Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks
- America�s back mole
- Rome burning in man form
- Donald Drumpf (Trump�s original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver
- Snake-oil salesman on �Little House on the Prairie�
- Like Lord Voldemort
- Orange Anus
- Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O�Donnell
- John Barron
- John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist
- President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil)
- Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch
- DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald)
- Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
- Hair Furor (a pun on F�hrer)
- The Swamp Stocker
- The Swampland Salesman
- Short Attention Span Donald
- Troglodyte Trump
- Donald Drumfkopf
- The Gay Grifter
- Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One)
- Hair Force One
- Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin
- The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East")
- The Tweet Twit
- The Twitter Flitterbug
- The Conspiracy Errorist
- Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein
- Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather
- Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious
- Dudley Do-Wrong
- Boss Hogg Trump
- KKK-Mart Caesar
- Trumpty Dumpty
- Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum)
- Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle
- The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle
- The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch
- Little Donnie Diaperpants
- Donald Sissypants
- The Kingpin
- The fraud-U-lent President
- Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo
- Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
- Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
- Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
- New York Pork Dork
- Dire Abby
- Darth Hater
- Forrest Trump
- Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies
- The Great Whore of Babble-On
- Pig Donald
- Orange Julius
- The Combover Kid
- Short-Fingered Totalitarian
- The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton
- Job Security (to all late-night comedians)
- Trumpenstein
- The Great Trumpkin
- Pumpkin Hitler
- Trump Troll
- Uncle Fester
- Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall
- The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor
- Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker
- Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore
- Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore
- Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp
- Jack-Ass-O-Lantern
- Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor
- The Dangler - Dan Rather
- Damien Trump
- The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch
- Count Hackula
- Count Dreckula
- The Posh Wear Wolf
- The Dainty-Fingered Dandy
- The Grim Groper
- The Grimy Reaper
- Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
- The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith
- Bizarro Bozo
- Cracked Pot
- The Orange Blob
- King Dong
- King Leer
- The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch
- Lurch
- Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca
- Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro
- Sith Lord Trump
- Super Predator - Van Jones
- Orange Click-Gibbon
- Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin
- Libel Bully - American Bar Association
- The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor
- Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch
- Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch
- The Bid Rigger
- Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert
- Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump
- The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
- The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
- Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C�sar Chelala
- Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
- Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton
- Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier
- Master of Disaster - CNN
- Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga
- Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith
- Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls
- Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch
- The Nasty Woman-izer
- Hamster Hairpiece
- The Fearful Earful
- The Mad Hombre
- The Prophet of Mosul
- Crackpot - Bernie Shine
- Deplorable Donald
- Hillary's Punching Bag
- Humpty Trumpty
- Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins
- Captain Chaos
- Fearmonger In Chief - Rolling Stone
20 Best[edit | edit source]
- Cinnamon Hitler
- Mango Mussolini
- The Talking Yam
- Vanilla ISIS
- The Feral Shouting Meatball
- Tangerine Jesus
- The Tanning Bed Warning Label
- Dire Abby
- The White Kanye - Bill Maher
- Barbecued Brutus
- Prima Donald
- The Xenophobic Sweet Potato
- Genghis Can't
- The Angry Cheeto
- K-Mart Caesar
- Hair Furher
- Darth Hater
- The Human Corncob
- Bratman
- Agent Orange