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* Chicken Donald | * Chicken Donald | ||
| − | * Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin | + | * Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O�Malley |
* Fanta-flushed mogul | * Fanta-flushed mogul | ||
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* Fuckface Von Clownstick | * Fuckface Von Clownstick | ||
* Decomposing jack-o-lantern | * Decomposing jack-o-lantern | ||
| − | * A guy who looks like | + | * A guy who looks like he�s actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart |
* The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy | * The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy | ||
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* Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks | * Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks | ||
| − | * | + | * America�s back mole |
* Rome burning in man form | * Rome burning in man form | ||
| − | * Donald Drumpf ( | + | * Donald Drumpf (Trump�s original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver |
| − | * Snake-oil salesman on | + | * Snake-oil salesman on �Little House on the Prairie� |
* Like Lord Voldemort | * Like Lord Voldemort | ||
* Orange Anus | * Orange Anus | ||
| − | * Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie | + | * Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O�Donnell |
* John Barron | * John Barron | ||
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* Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler) | * Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler) | ||
| − | * Hair Furor (a pun on | + | * Hair Furor (a pun on F�hrer) |
* The Swamp Stocker | * The Swamp Stocker | ||
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* The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway | * The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway | ||
* The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res | * The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res | ||
| − | * Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. | + | * Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C�sar Chelala |
* Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News | * Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News | ||
* Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton | * Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton | ||
Latest revision as of 20:20, 27 March 2018
Words that rhyme with Trump[edit | edit source]
- bump
- chump
- clump
- dump
- frump
- grump
- hump
- jump
- lump
- plump
- pump
- rump
- slump
- stump
- sump
- thump
Other words that don't rhyme[edit | edit source]
- Twitler
- Pinocchio Pinhead
- President Pinocchio
- Butternut Bigot
- Lying King
- Amnesty Don
- Man-baby
- Donald Trumpov
- Trumplethinskin
- Cheetolini
- Der Pumpkin Furher
- Das Gropen Feuhrer
- The Cheezit
- Putin's Pumpkin
- Orange-utan
- Dirty Donny
- Trumperdink
- Tronald Dump
- Donny Tiny Hands
- Donnie Little Hands
- Father of Chucky
- Degenerate Donald
- The Most Fabulous Whiner
- Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin
- Tiny Hands Trump
- Babyfingers Trump
- Pixie Fingers Trump
- Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch
- Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson
- Chicken Donald
- Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O�Malley
- Fanta-flushed mogul
- Angry Creamsicle
- Human-toupee hybrid
- Orange manatee
- Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert
- Short-fingered vulgarian
- Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter
- Fuckface Von Clownstick
- Decomposing jack-o-lantern
- A guy who looks like he�s actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart
- The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
- Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club
- The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals
- The Fomentor
- A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah
- Sentient caps-lock button
- Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee
- Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character
- Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks
- America�s back mole
- Rome burning in man form
- Donald Drumpf (Trump�s original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver
- Snake-oil salesman on �Little House on the Prairie�
- Like Lord Voldemort
- Orange Anus
- Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O�Donnell
- John Barron
- John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist
- President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil)
- Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch
- DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald)
- Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
- Hair Furor (a pun on F�hrer)
- The Swamp Stocker
- The Swampland Salesman
- Short Attention Span Donald
- Troglodyte Trump
- Donald Drumfkopf
- The Gay Grifter
- Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One)
- Hair Force One
- Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin
- The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East")
- The Tweet Twit
- The Twitter Flitterbug
- The Conspiracy Errorist
- Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein
- Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather
- Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious
- Dudley Do-Wrong
- Boss Hogg Trump
- KKK-Mart Caesar
- Trumpty Dumpty
- Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum)
- Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle
- The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle
- The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch
- Little Donnie Diaperpants
- Donald Sissypants
- The Kingpin
- The fraud-U-lent President
- Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo
- Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
- Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
- Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
- New York Pork Dork
- Dire Abby
- Darth Hater
- Forrest Trump
- Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies
- The Great Whore of Babble-On
- Pig Donald
- Orange Julius
- The Combover Kid
- Short-Fingered Totalitarian
- The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton
- Job Security (to all late-night comedians)
- Trumpenstein
- The Great Trumpkin
- Pumpkin Hitler
- Trump Troll
- Uncle Fester
- Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall
- The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor
- Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker
- Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore
- Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore
- Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp
- Jack-Ass-O-Lantern
- Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor
- The Dangler - Dan Rather
- Damien Trump
- The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch
- Count Hackula
- Count Dreckula
- The Posh Wear Wolf
- The Dainty-Fingered Dandy
- The Grim Groper
- The Grimy Reaper
- Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
- The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith
- Bizarro Bozo
- Cracked Pot
- The Orange Blob
- King Dong
- King Leer
- The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch
- Lurch
- Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca
- Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro
- Sith Lord Trump
- Super Predator - Van Jones
- Orange Click-Gibbon
- Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin
- Libel Bully - American Bar Association
- The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor
- Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch
- Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch
- The Bid Rigger
- Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert
- Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump
- The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
- The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
- Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C�sar Chelala
- Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
- Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton
- Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier
- Master of Disaster - CNN
- Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga
- Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith
- Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls
- Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch
- The Nasty Woman-izer
- Hamster Hairpiece
- The Fearful Earful
- The Mad Hombre
- The Prophet of Mosul
- Crackpot - Bernie Shine
- Deplorable Donald
- Hillary's Punching Bag
- Humpty Trumpty
- Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins
- Captain Chaos
- Fearmonger In Chief - Rolling Stone
20 Best[edit | edit source]
- Cinnamon Hitler
- Mango Mussolini
- The Talking Yam
- Vanilla ISIS
- The Feral Shouting Meatball
- Tangerine Jesus
- The Tanning Bed Warning Label
- Dire Abby
- The White Kanye - Bill Maher
- Barbecued Brutus
- Prima Donald
- The Xenophobic Sweet Potato
- Genghis Can't
- The Angry Cheeto
- K-Mart Caesar
- Hair Furher
- Darth Hater
- The Human Corncob
- Bratman
- Agent Orange
