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 * sump
 * thump
+== Other words that don't rhyme ==
+* Twitler
+* Pinocchio Pinhead
+* President Pinocchio
+* Butternut Bigot
+* Lying King
+* Amnesty Don
+* Man-baby
+* Donald Trumpov
+* Trumplethinskin
+* Cheetolini
+* Der Pumpkin Furher
+* Das Gropen Feuhrer
+* The Cheezit
+* Putin's Pumpkin
+* Orange-utan
+* Dirty Donny
+* Trumperdink
+* Tronald Dump
+* Donny Tiny Hands
+* Donnie Little Hands
+* Father of Chucky
+* Degenerate Donald
+* The Most Fabulous Whiner
+* Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin
+* Tiny Hands Trump
+* Babyfingers Trump
+* Pixie Fingers Trump
+* Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch
+* Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson
+* Chicken Donald
+* Fanta-flushed mogul
+* Angry Creamsicle
+* Human-toupee hybrid
+* Orange manatee
+* Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert
+* Short-fingered vulgarian
+* Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter
+* Fuckface Von Clownstick
+* Decomposing jack-o-lantern
+* The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
+* Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club
+* The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals
+* The Fomentor
+* A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah
+* Sentient caps-lock button
+* Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee
+* Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character
+* Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks
+* Rome burning in man form
+* Like Lord Voldemort
+* Orange Anus
+* John Barron
+* John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist
+* President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil)
+* Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch
+* DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald)
+* Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
+* The Swamp Stocker
+* The Swampland Salesman
+* Short Attention Span Donald
+* Troglodyte Trump
+* Donald Drumfkopf
+* The Gay Grifter
+* Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One)
+* Hair Force One
+* Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin
+* The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East")
+* The Tweet Twit
+* The Twitter Flitterbug
+* The Conspiracy Errorist
+* Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein
+* Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather
+* Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious
+* Dudley Do-Wrong
+* Boss Hogg Trump
+* KKK-Mart Caesar
+* Trumpty Dumpty
+* Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum)
+* Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle
+* The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle
+* The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch
+* Little Donnie Diaperpants
+* Donald Sissypants
+* The Kingpin
+* The fraud-U-lent President
+* Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo
+* Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
+* Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
+* Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
+* New York Pork Dork
+* Dire Abby
+* Darth Hater
+* Forrest Trump
+* Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the ''Omen'' movies
+* The Great Whore of Babble-On
+* Pig Donald
+* Orange Julius
+* The Combover Kid
+* Short-Fingered Totalitarian
+* The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton
+* Job Security (to all late-night comedians)
+* Trumpenstein
+* The Great Trumpkin
+* Pumpkin Hitler
+* Trump Troll
+* Uncle Fester
+* Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall
+* The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor
+* Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker
+* Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore
+* Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore
+* Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp
+* Jack-Ass-O-Lantern
+* Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor
+* The Dangler - Dan Rather
+* Damien Trump
+* The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch
+* Count Hackula
+* Count Dreckula
+* The Posh Wear Wolf
+* The Dainty-Fingered Dandy
+* The Grim Groper
+* The Grimy Reaper
+* Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
+* The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith
+* Bizarro Bozo
+* Cracked Pot
+* The Orange Blob
+* King Dong
+* King Leer
+* The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch
+* Lurch
+* Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca
+* Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro
+* Sith Lord Trump
+* Super Predator - Van Jones
+* Orange Click-Gibbon
+* Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin
+* Libel Bully - American Bar Association
+* The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor
+* Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch
+* Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch
+* The Bid Rigger
+* Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert
+* Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump
+* The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
+* The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
+* Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
+* Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton
+* Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier
+* Master of Disaster - CNN
+* Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga
+* Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith
+* Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls
+* Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch
+* The Nasty Woman-izer
+* Hamster Hairpiece
+* The Fearful Earful
+* The Mad Hombre
+* The Prophet of Mosul
+* Crackpot - Bernie Shine
+* Deplorable Donald
+* Hillary's Punching Bag
+* Humpty Trumpty
+* Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins
+* Captain Chaos
+* Fearmonger In Chief  - Rolling Stone
+== 20 Best ==
+# Cinnamon Hitler
+# Mango Mussolini
+# The Talking Yam
+# Vanilla ISIS
+# The Feral Shouting Meatball
+# Tangerine Jesus
+# The Tanning Bed Warning Label
+# Dire Abby
+# The White Kanye - Bill Maher
+# Barbecued Brutus
+# Prima Donald
+# The Xenophobic Sweet Potato
+# Genghis Can't
+# The Angry Cheeto
+# K-Mart Caesar
+# Hair Furher
+# Darth Hater
+# The Human Corncob
+# Bratman
+# Agent Orange
+== Sources ==
+* http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/cheeto-jesus-f-kface-von-clownstick-best-trump-nicknames-article-1.2747825
+* http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20Nicknames.htm

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