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== Words that rhyme with Trump ==


* bump
* bump
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* Chicken Donald
* Chicken Donald
* Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin
* Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O�Malley


* Fanta-flushed mogul
* Fanta-flushed mogul
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* Fuckface Von Clownstick
* Fuckface Von Clownstick
* Decomposing jack-o-lantern
* Decomposing jack-o-lantern
* A guy who looks like actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart
* A guy who looks like he�s actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart


* The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
* The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
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* Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks
* Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks


* back mole
* America�s back mole
* Rome burning in man form
* Rome burning in man form
* Donald Drumpf (original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver
* Donald Drumpf (Trump�s original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver


* Snake-oil salesman on House on the
* Snake-oil salesman on �Little House on the Prairie�
* Like Lord Voldemort
* Like Lord Voldemort
* Orange Anus
* Orange Anus
* Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie
* Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O�Donnell


* John Barron
* John Barron
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* Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
* Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
* Hair Furor (a pun on )
* Hair Furor (a pun on F�hrer)


* The Swamp Stocker
* The Swamp Stocker
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* The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
* The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
* The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
* The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
* Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. Chelala
* Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C�sar Chelala
* Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
* Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
* Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton
* Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton