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Words that rhyme with Trump

  • bump
  • chump
  • clump
  • dump
  • frump
  • grump
  • hump
  • jump
  • lump
  • plump
  • pump
  • rump
  • slump
  • stump
  • sump
  • thump

Other words that don't rhyme

  • Twitler
  • Pinocchio Pinhead
  • President Pinocchio
  • Butternut Bigot
  • Lying King
  • Amnesty Don
  • Man-baby
  • Donald Trumpov
  • Trumplethinskin
  • Cheetolini
  • Der Pumpkin Furher
  • Das Gropen Feuhrer
  • The Cheezit
  • Putin's Pumpkin
  • Orange-utan
  • Dirty Donny
  • Trumperdink
  • Tronald Dump
  • Donny Tiny Hands
  • Donnie Little Hands
  • Father of Chucky
  • Degenerate Donald
  • The Most Fabulous Whiner


  • Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin
  • Tiny Hands Trump
  • Babyfingers Trump
  • Pixie Fingers Trump
  • Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch
  • Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson
  • Chicken Donald
  • Fascist Carnival Barker - Former Maryland Gov. Martin O�Malley
  • Fanta-flushed mogul
  • Angry Creamsicle
  • Human-toupee hybrid
  • Orange manatee
  • Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert
  • Short-fingered vulgarian
  • Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter
  • Fuckface Von Clownstick
  • Decomposing jack-o-lantern
  • A guy who looks like he�s actually wearing a Donald Trump costume - Former "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart
  • The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy
  • Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club
  • The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals
  • The Fomentor
  • A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah
  • Sentient caps-lock button
  • Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee
  • Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character
  • Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks
  • America�s back mole
  • Rome burning in man form
  • Donald Drumpf (Trump�s original family name) - "Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver
  • Snake-oil salesman on �Little House on the Prairie�
  • Like Lord Voldemort
  • Orange Anus
  • Orange slug - Trump's nemesis Rosie O�Donnell
  • John Barron
  • John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist
  • President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil)
  • Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch
  • DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald)
  • Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler)
  • Hair Furor (a pun on F�hrer)
  • The Swamp Stocker
  • The Swampland Salesman
  • Short Attention Span Donald
  • Troglodyte Trump
  • Donald Drumfkopf
  • The Gay Grifter
  • Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One)
  • Hair Force One
  • Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin
  • The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East")
  • The Tweet Twit
  • The Twitter Flitterbug
  • The Conspiracy Errorist
  • Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein
  • Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather
  • Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious
  • Dudley Do-Wrong
  • Boss Hogg Trump
  • KKK-Mart Caesar
  • Trumpty Dumpty
  • Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum)
  • Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle
  • The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle
  • The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch
  • Little Donnie Diaperpants
  • Donald Sissypants
  • The Kingpin
  • The fraud-U-lent President
  • Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo
  • Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
  • Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
  • Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
  • New York Pork Dork
  • Dire Abby
  • Darth Hater
  • Forrest Trump
  • Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies
  • The Great Whore of Babble-On
  • Pig Donald
  • Orange Julius
  • The Combover Kid
  • Short-Fingered Totalitarian
  • The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton
  • Job Security (to all late-night comedians)
  • Trumpenstein
  • The Great Trumpkin
  • Pumpkin Hitler
  • Trump Troll
  • Uncle Fester
  • Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall
  • The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor
  • Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker
  • Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore
  • Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore
  • Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp
  • Jack-Ass-O-Lantern
  • Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor
  • The Dangler - Dan Rather
  • Damien Trump
  • The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch
  • Count Hackula
  • Count Dreckula
  • The Posh Wear Wolf
  • The Dainty-Fingered Dandy
  • The Grim Groper
  • The Grimy Reaper
  • Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon
  • The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith
  • Bizarro Bozo
  • Cracked Pot
  • The Orange Blob
  • King Dong
  • King Leer
  • The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch
  • Lurch
  • Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca
  • Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro
  • Sith Lord Trump
  • Super Predator - Van Jones
  • Orange Click-Gibbon
  • Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin
  • Libel Bully - American Bar Association
  • The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor
  • Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch
  • Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch
  • The Bid Rigger
  • Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert
  • Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump
  • The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway
  • The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res
  • Poster Boy for Narcissism - Dr. C�sar Chelala
  • Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News
  • Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton
  • Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier
  • Master of Disaster - CNN
  • Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga
  • Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith
  • Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls
  • Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch
  • The Nasty Woman-izer
  • Hamster Hairpiece
  • The Fearful Earful
  • The Mad Hombre
  • The Prophet of Mosul
  • Crackpot - Bernie Shine
  • Deplorable Donald
  • Hillary's Punching Bag
  • Humpty Trumpty
  • Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins
  • Captain Chaos
  • Fearmonger In Chief - Rolling Stone


20 Best

  1. Cinnamon Hitler
  2. Mango Mussolini
  3. The Talking Yam
  4. Vanilla ISIS
  5. The Feral Shouting Meatball
  6. Tangerine Jesus
  7. The Tanning Bed Warning Label
  8. Dire Abby
  9. The White Kanye - Bill Maher
  10. Barbecued Brutus
  11. Prima Donald
  12. The Xenophobic Sweet Potato
  13. Genghis Can't
  14. The Angry Cheeto
  15. K-Mart Caesar
  16. Hair Furher
  17. Darth Hater
  18. The Human Corncob
  19. Bratman
  20. Agent Orange

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