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| + | == Other words that don't rhyme == | ||
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| + | * Twitler | ||
| + | * Pinocchio Pinhead | ||
| + | * President Pinocchio | ||
| + | * Butternut Bigot | ||
| + | * Lying King | ||
| + | * Amnesty Don | ||
| + | * Man-baby | ||
| + | * Donald Trumpov | ||
| + | * Trumplethinskin | ||
| + | * Cheetolini | ||
| + | * Der Pumpkin Furher | ||
| + | * Das Gropen Feuhrer | ||
| + | * The Cheezit | ||
| + | * Putin's Pumpkin | ||
| + | * Orange-utan | ||
| + | * Dirty Donny | ||
| + | * Trumperdink | ||
| + | * Tronald Dump | ||
| + | * Donny Tiny Hands | ||
| + | * Donnie Little Hands | ||
| + | * Father of Chucky | ||
| + | * Degenerate Donald | ||
| + | * The Most Fabulous Whiner | ||
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| + | * Golden Wrecking Ball - Sarah Palin | ||
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| + | * Tiny Hands Trump | ||
| + | * Babyfingers Trump | ||
| + | * Pixie Fingers Trump | ||
| + | * Trump of Doom - Michael R. Burch | ||
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| + | * Cheeto Jesus - GOP consultant Rick Wilson | ||
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| + | * Chicken Donald | ||
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| + | * Fanta-flushed mogul | ||
| + | * Angry Creamsicle | ||
| + | * Human-toupee hybrid | ||
| + | * Orange manatee | ||
| + | * Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience - "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert | ||
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| + | * Short-fingered vulgarian | ||
| + | * Gossamer-Skinned Bully - Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter | ||
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| + | * Fuckface Von Clownstick | ||
| + | * Decomposing jack-o-lantern | ||
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| + | * The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy | ||
| + | * Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club | ||
| + | * The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals | ||
| + | * The Fomentor | ||
| + | * A racist clementine - "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah | ||
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| + | * Sentient caps-lock button | ||
| + | * Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler - "Full Frontal" host Samantha Bee | ||
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| + | * Tangerine tornado - "Saturday Night Live" vet Dana Carvey, reprising his Church Lady character | ||
| + | * Failed mail-order meat salesman - Gawker's Ashley Feinberg, sticking a fork in Trump Steaks | ||
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| + | * Rome burning in man form | ||
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| + | * Like Lord Voldemort | ||
| + | * Orange Anus | ||
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| + | * John Barron | ||
| + | * John Miller - Donald Trump, pretending to be his own publicist | ||
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| + | * President Evil (a pun on Resident Evil) | ||
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| + | * Truthophobic Trump - Elizabeth Harris Burch | ||
| + | * DUD (Dangerously Unhinged Donald) | ||
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| + | * Hair Hitler (a pun on Herr Hitler) | ||
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| + | * The Swamp Stocker | ||
| + | * The Swampland Salesman | ||
| + | * Short Attention Span Donald | ||
| + | * Troglodyte Trump | ||
| + | * Donald Drumfkopf | ||
| + | * The Gay Grifter | ||
| + | * Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air" after Trump's comments about Boeing and Air Force One) | ||
| + | * Hair Force One | ||
| + | * Crony Capitalist - Sarah Palin | ||
| + | * The American Duterte (Duterte has been called "The Trump of the East") | ||
| + | * The Tweet Twit | ||
| + | * The Twitter Flitterbug | ||
| + | * The Conspiracy Errorist | ||
| + | * Puerile Thin-Skinned Crude 70-Year-Old Bombastic Huckster - Joe Klein | ||
| + | * Capricious Authoritarian Monarch - Dan Rather | ||
| + | * Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Braggadocious | ||
| + | * Dudley Do-Wrong | ||
| + | * Boss Hogg Trump | ||
| + | * KKK-Mart Caesar | ||
| + | * Trumpty Dumpty | ||
| + | * Prince of Humbug (P. T. Barnum) | ||
| + | * Gleeful Provocateur - David Von Drehle | ||
| + | * The Rust Belt's Revenge - David Von Drehle | ||
| + | * The Bait-and-Switch Orange Tufted Snitch | ||
| + | * Little Donnie Diaperpants | ||
| + | * Donald Sissypants | ||
| + | * The Kingpin | ||
| + | * The fraud-U-lent President | ||
| + | * Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo | ||
| + | * Mr. "Art of the Deal" - Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible) | ||
| + | * Humble - Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename | ||
| + | * Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator | ||
| + | * New York Pork Dork | ||
| + | * Dire Abby | ||
| + | * Darth Hater | ||
| + | * Forrest Trump | ||
| + | * Damien Trump - after the Antichrist figure in the ''Omen'' movies | ||
| + | * The Great Whore of Babble-On | ||
| + | * Pig Donald | ||
| + | * Orange Julius | ||
| + | * The Combover Kid | ||
| + | * Short-Fingered Totalitarian | ||
| + | * The Presumptuous Nominee - Hillary Clinton | ||
| + | * Job Security (to all late-night comedians) | ||
| + | * Trumpenstein | ||
| + | * The Great Trumpkin | ||
| + | * Pumpkin Hitler | ||
| + | * Trump Troll | ||
| + | * Uncle Fester | ||
| + | * Uncle Grope-Fester - Josh Marshall | ||
| + | * The Hulking Duke of Darkness - Garrison Keillor | ||
| + | * Poor Little Rich Boy - The New Yorker | ||
| + | * Human Molotov Cocktail - Michael Moore | ||
| + | * Human Hand Grenade - Michael Moore | ||
| + | * Grotesquely Decomposing Pumpkin Pulp | ||
| + | * Jack-Ass-O-Lantern | ||
| + | * Ugly Billionaire Nitwit - Garrison Keillor | ||
| + | * The Dangler - Dan Rather | ||
| + | * Damien Trump | ||
| + | * The Creature from the Black Lampoon - Michael R. Burch | ||
| + | * Count Hackula | ||
| + | * Count Dreckula | ||
| + | * The Posh Wear Wolf | ||
| + | * The Dainty-Fingered Dandy | ||
| + | * The Grim Groper | ||
| + | * The Grimy Reaper | ||
| + | * Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon | ||
| + | * The Mountebank - J. Robert Smith | ||
| + | * Bizarro Bozo | ||
| + | * Cracked Pot | ||
| + | * The Orange Blob | ||
| + | * King Dong | ||
| + | * King Leer | ||
| + | * The Shambling Sasquatch - Michael R. Burch | ||
| + | * Lurch | ||
| + | * Spittle-Mouthed Snarler - Gina Barreca | ||
| + | * Orange Amoeba - Ana Navarro | ||
| + | * Sith Lord Trump | ||
| + | * Super Predator - Van Jones | ||
| + | * Orange Click-Gibbon | ||
| + | * Sweet Little Baby Trump - Alec Baldwin | ||
| + | * Libel Bully - American Bar Association | ||
| + | * The Big Lummox - Garrison Keillor | ||
| + | * Rigger Mortis - Michael R. Burch | ||
| + | * Donald de Rigueur - Michael R. Burch | ||
| + | * The Bid Rigger | ||
| + | * Fat A$$ - Stephen Colbert | ||
| + | * Brexit-Plus - Donald Trump | ||
| + | * The Swamp Drainer - Kellyanne Conway | ||
| + | * The Supreme Sexist - Barbara Res | ||
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| + | * Unhinged Self-Adoring Demagogue - New York Daily News | ||
| + | * Wall Choke Artist - Hillary Clinton | ||
| + | * Sweaty Upper Lip Sniffer - Ron Fournier | ||
| + | * Master of Disaster - CNN | ||
| + | * Dangerously Paranoid Child Brain - Chauncey Devaga | ||
| + | * Trump the Usurper - J. Robert Smith | ||
| + | * Controversy-Addicted Wingnut Trump - John Earls | ||
| + | * Loss Leader - Michael R. Burch | ||
| + | * The Nasty Woman-izer | ||
| + | * Hamster Hairpiece | ||
| + | * The Fearful Earful | ||
| + | * The Mad Hombre | ||
| + | * The Prophet of Mosul | ||
| + | * Crackpot - Bernie Shine | ||
| + | * Deplorable Donald | ||
| + | * Hillary's Punching Bag | ||
| + | * Humpty Trumpty | ||
| + | * Financially Embattled Thousandaire - Gail Collins | ||
| + | * Captain Chaos | ||
| + | * Fearmonger In Chief - Rolling Stone | ||
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| + | == 20 Best == | ||
| + | # Cinnamon Hitler | ||
| + | # Mango Mussolini | ||
| + | # The Talking Yam | ||
| + | # Vanilla ISIS | ||
| + | # The Feral Shouting Meatball | ||
| + | # Tangerine Jesus | ||
| + | # The Tanning Bed Warning Label | ||
| + | # Dire Abby | ||
| + | # The White Kanye - Bill Maher | ||
| + | # Barbecued Brutus | ||
| + | # Prima Donald | ||
| + | # The Xenophobic Sweet Potato | ||
| + | # Genghis Can't | ||
| + | # The Angry Cheeto | ||
| + | # K-Mart Caesar | ||
| + | # Hair Furher | ||
| + | # Darth Hater | ||
| + | # The Human Corncob | ||
| + | # Bratman | ||
| + | # Agent Orange | ||
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| + | == Sources == | ||
| + | * http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/cheeto-jesus-f-kface-von-clownstick-best-trump-nicknames-article-1.2747825 | ||
| + | * http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20Nicknames.htm | ||
